you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
