The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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