I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize