He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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