At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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