No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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