I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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