Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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