Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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