Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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