I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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