so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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