Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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