how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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