Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have fence marks all over my body
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Randomize