drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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