So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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