WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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