Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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