I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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