Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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