I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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