When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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