why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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