Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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