DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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