So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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