everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
third nipple confirmed
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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