I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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