Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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