Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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