But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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