So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
