normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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