i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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