That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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