My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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