i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm both gender and math confused
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