i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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