You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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