The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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