So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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