Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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