I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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