I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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