Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize
