would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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