The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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