he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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