You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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