is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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