I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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