So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
This is my gift to your gina
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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