is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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