She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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