For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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